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But everybody likes a bargain. So here it is folks, "K.C.'s
Bargain Barrel." It's all cheap, it's all as-is, and all
sales are final. We're gonna have us some real bargains in this
section. New things I want to get rid of, priced below cost. Old
things I've had for years my wife swears I'll die with. Really
stupid stuff that some over-zealous employee or owner bought too
many of. Why, I remember a time in the 1980's that we had 20 tambourines
in stock, 20! And I hate tambourines! And then there's the time
I thought we should stock some odd-sized banjo heads. Got a great
deal on 200 of 'em about 20 years ago. I still have about 175!
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No,
this isn't an item from the bargain barrel. If you stop by and
see us, you'll know you're in the right block when you see the
salmon in the building at the corner of Salmon and 9th. |
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How about electric solid-body plectrum banjos? Now there's a
concept. And old guitar cases. I gotta garage full of 'em. Rare
ones at that! Old speakers? I got a bunch of them. Just takin'
up space. A chain around my neck draggin me underwater until I
suffocate from the shear weight of it all. . . .
Come on now, buy some of this stuff!
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